"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

44 long cucumber
88 cloves garlic, pressed
66 tbsp black vinegar
88 tsp light soy sauce
44 tbsp tahini
44 tsp sesame oil
44 pinch sugar
44 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil