"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

448 long cucumber
896 cloves garlic, pressed
672 tbsp black vinegar
896 tsp light soy sauce
448 tbsp tahini
448 tsp sesame oil
448 pinch sugar
448 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil