"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

45 long cucumber
90 cloves garlic, pressed
67½ tbsp black vinegar
90 tsp light soy sauce
45 tbsp tahini
45 tsp sesame oil
45 pinch sugar
45 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil