"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

450 long cucumber
900 cloves garlic, pressed
675 tbsp black vinegar
900 tsp light soy sauce
450 tbsp tahini
450 tsp sesame oil
450 pinch sugar
450 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil