"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

451 long cucumber
902 cloves garlic, pressed
676½ tbsp black vinegar
902 tsp light soy sauce
451 tbsp tahini
451 tsp sesame oil
451 pinch sugar
451 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil