"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

453 long cucumber
906 cloves garlic, pressed
679½ tbsp black vinegar
906 tsp light soy sauce
453 tbsp tahini
453 tsp sesame oil
453 pinch sugar
453 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil