"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

465 long cucumber
930 cloves garlic, pressed
697½ tbsp black vinegar
930 tsp light soy sauce
465 tbsp tahini
465 tsp sesame oil
465 pinch sugar
465 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil