"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

47 long cucumber
94 cloves garlic, pressed
70½ tbsp black vinegar
94 tsp light soy sauce
47 tbsp tahini
47 tsp sesame oil
47 pinch sugar
47 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil