"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

482 long cucumber
964 cloves garlic, pressed
723 tbsp black vinegar
964 tsp light soy sauce
482 tbsp tahini
482 tsp sesame oil
482 pinch sugar
482 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil