"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

484 long cucumber
968 cloves garlic, pressed
726 tbsp black vinegar
968 tsp light soy sauce
484 tbsp tahini
484 tsp sesame oil
484 pinch sugar
484 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil